Alright. Bear with me here.
So, I applied to a content creator job with Vayner Media in September because why not. They got back to me pretty quick and asked me to make up content for pumpkins with a 1 day turn around. Pumpkins. Great brief.
Without further ado, this is that content. Enjoy. (https://tinyurl.com/camspumps)
They didn't give me any rules, so I took suggestions on my Instagram Story.
So we started pumpkin partyin' !!
But then somebody asked for Karen
The people wanted names, I gave the people names
Then came the fetishists
What kind of "influencer" would I be if I didn't provide original content? (a popular one! ha!)
And what kind of pumpkin content posting extravaganza would be complete without the smashing of said pumpkins?
Lots of love was had
And I even took all this mess and gave it a good 'ol salesman spin
After some emailing and scheduling, turned out they weren't actually hiring.
I hope you enjoyed all this gourd content.